A Personal Training Session With Morrissey

Monday Fitness Goals:

BOURGEOIS ALIEN

David Barton Gym, Los Angeles, California, Tuesday, Febraury 2, 2016, 7:00 am

The following is an account of a personal training session with Morrissey. The client has chosen to remain anonymous, but I was allowed access to document it for Morrissey’s next book entitled, “Owwww”

Morrissey: Before we start, have you eaten anything containing meat, milk, eggs, or been in a house that has any of these products, or has people who listen to dance music, or have bad hair within the last 78 hours per our agreement?

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