around the web

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On my way to Waffle House to remind myself that life is unspeakably terrifying…

You may recognize me from one of these sites. Or, you may recognize me from being passed out in a Waffle house. Perhaps I’m in your nightmares. Who am I to say where you’ve seen me? Maybe you’ve never seen me. But here are the most likely places:

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My Amazon Author’s Page

Funny or Die

Playboy: 100 Best Tweeters 

Berry

ELLE

In The Powder Room

15 Jokes Everyone Should Read- Pleated Jeans 

Mock Mom

Sammiches and Psych Meds 

Mashable 

22 Words

Mock Mom

the poke

Buzzfeed

Playboy

Funny or Die

Mandatory

Huffington Post

Distractify

Buzzfeed

22Words

Babble

Pleated Jeans

Scary Mommy

Chicago Tribune

Funny Tweeter

Smash

WHOHAHA

some ecards

Beyond The Bio, Hall of Tweets

Huffington Post, 2016

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